I got this from my friend Kristi's blog. Here are the simple rules: Google "'your name' needs" and describe the first ten results. Here goes:

1. Trisha Needs Your Vote Planet Trisha Forum. ... If y'all could spare a few moments to please vote for Trisha

2. Yes, its true Trisha needs flat 10 lakhs to inaugurate a cloth or jewelry

3. TRiShA [ NEEdS A GiRlFRiENd ]

4. Trisha probably needs assistance in learning how to focus

5. Trisha had to go

6. The novel begins with Trisha oversleeping and missing her last day of school

7. girl, i know...trisha needs to kick rocks.

8. Trisha needs little to no direction and can perfom miracles

9. Trish needs a makeover

10. Trisha needs to send a certified, return-receipt-requested letter

Mine just aren't funny and they all seem to be related to Trisha Yearwood or Trish on The Real World. Oh well.